As a writer it’s
impossible not to have a literary, even romantic notion of New York City. Jack
Kerouac called it, “the place where paper America is born.” He was my first
writing guy. I would say hero, but Kerouac’s life was too sad for him to be a
hero to anyone. (Like many great writers before him he relied a little too much
on drugs and alcohol, and died a young death.) He simply had the prose that
made me fall in love with the written, printed word, so much that I decided one
day I would become a writer myself.
So now I write. I write to you. What
a strange job it is to be a creative writer, especially writing columns like
this one. The Telegraph gives you
these words for free, and asks for nothing in return. I try my hardest, once a
month, to entertain you with a short story. In turn I get a modest check -
enough for a trip to the desert.
The
brevity might be easy for the modern blogger, but it’s a challenge for me to
keep it to a thousand words for a piece, I like to go long; if this is the era
of short attentions spans, thinking beauty can be summed up in the caption of
an Instagram post, I’m old school, like Kerouac waxing for thousands and
thousands of words, trying to put into words that magical feeling life
sometimes provides, and finding meaning even when it doesn’t.
I’ve seen a little magic in New York
City, but when I was there last week, I was not looking for a muse, I was just
on book tour, and visiting my brother, Clint and sister in law, Kelly, who
recently moved from Manhattan to the suburbs just over in New Jersey.
I’ve
been traveling and doing presentations for a couple years now. Sometimes I get
an eager audience, a packed house that will pay attention to every word in a
story. Other times attendance is sparse, especially when the host doesn’t
promote the reading properly. The difference is striking, when people show up
I’m energized and confident, when they don’t I feel defeated. I believe in my
dream though, and I’m willing to follow it wherever it may lead me. Plus, I
don’t drown my sorrow in booze or let my highs and lows get too extreme.
We started the trip off by driving
to New Paltz, a quaint little village on the edge of the most famous climbing
area in the East Coast: The Gunks. We were accompanied by Lizzy, their tiny
little adorable dog, a greyhound-chihuahua mix. Usually I don’t like little
dogs, especially the ‘yipper’ ones who bark at everything, stuck in their
Napoleon complexes and afraid of the world. This dog, that they rescued from a
shelter, is different. She rarely barks, and is cute and sweet as could be.
Even her incessant licking is endearing.
She’s also tough, and smart. Clint
once lost her in Central Park, about a mile from their apartment complex. He
panicked, a tiny little 12-pound dog lost amongst the hustle and bustle of New
York. An hour went by and he couldn’t find her. She could be anywhere he
thought, in the massive expanse of Central Park, or lost on the busy streets of
Manhattan. This was their beloved dog and she could be gone, forever.
While Clint was frantically looking
for Lizzy, she decided that she wanted to return home, and she did, running
through Central Park crisscrossing Manhattan traffic to the apartment, somehow
finding someone to let her in, and climbing up six flights of stairs to their
doorstop. Oh, the places you’ll go Lizzy!
So the place we’re going, The Gunks,
is well loved and appreciated and the small village of New Paltz is
picturesque. Plus, our timing is perfect; the leaves on the trees have cascaded
into an epic variety of yellow, red, and orange. The air is crisp, and the
nostalgic fall unfolding. Forget climbing, all I want to do is drink pumpkin
beer, huddle up by a fire, and listen to Frank Sinatra.
After a little bit of climbing, some
leaf peeping, and a couple pumpkin beers we roll into downtown for my
presentation at the local gear shop, Rock and Snow. There’s a packed house, and
the vibe is high. I show the premier a Beatnik inspired short climbing film
I’ve been working on, and it’s well received. To be so warmly welcomed so far
away from home feels all warm and fuzzy.
The next day we drive through horrendous
traffic back to Jersey, and I get a taste of that aggressive driving they are
well known for. Luckily, Clint and Kelly live close to a train station, so our
commutes into the city our less dramatic than wondering if I’ll die at the hand
of some agro-Jersey motorist.
It’s nice to have some chill time
with my brother; life stretches us apart in this modern world, doesn’t it? We
walk around some parks, go shopping for Halloween costumes, and get a drink at
a well-lighted place. That night we plan to see if we can get into the Comedy
Cellar, the famous comedy joint in Manhattan. I’d been there years before, with
the whole family: mom, dad, grandma, aunt, and even some cousins. Now, I come
from a conservative, Midwestern family and the material on a Saturday night at
‘The Cellar’ is profane to say the least. The famous comedian Louis C.K.
happened to be on stage that night, and while he ranted about the grooming of
pubic hair, amongst other things, I tried to block it out of my head that my
dear grandmother was sitting right next to me.
You never know who is going to show
up at this club, after all its New York City, and I’m secretly hoping maybe
like I’ll get to see Dave Chappelle or Jerry Seinfeld. This night, however,
we’re waiting standby behind thirty other people, and we don’t even get in.
Our backup plan turns into a delicious sushi
dinner. Later I learn from Clint and Kelly that you can openly drink on the
train ride back home. That sure beats fighting traffic!
The next day I have a presentation
at a climbing gym in Brooklyn. Clint and I walk the streets beforehand, and
stroll through a park. I’ve heard so much about Brooklyn, my favorite musicians
hail from there, and in my opinion the hip-hop that came out of Brooklyn in the
1990s is the best rap that has ever been created. As they say, Brooklyn goes
hard!
I get a modest turnout at the
presentation, and a warm reception. Another success. Later, I learned that Jay
Z and Beyoncé were playing just a few blocks away at the Barclay’s Center.
While I usually would have lamented missing two incredible artists and being so
close, arena shows aren’t exactly my thing.
The next day was a marathon travel
day, flying back to Albuquerque, and then driving back here. I did get to catch
the sunset in New Mexico, a pink and orange cascade that just seemed to keep
going with me, as the Subaru drove into the sky, back home in time for a few
more weeks of this nostalgic, stunning autumn.
This article is published in today's Durango Telegraph.
This article is published in today's Durango Telegraph.
